'BANG! BANG! BANG! Waking up, you scratch your head
and sleepily wonder what that annoying banging sound is.
Whatever it is, it sure is causing a racket throughout
your tower! Weary, you assure yourself it’s probably
nothing- and start to go back to sleep. Unfortunately,
sleep escapes you as a creeping feeling of dread begins
to grip your mind. You’re forgetting something…
something having to do with that sound… something very
important. '
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and sleepily wonder what that annoying banging sound is.
Whatever it is, it sure is causing a racket throughout
your tower! Weary, you assure yourself it’s probably
nothing- and start to go back to sleep. Unfortunately,
sleep escapes you as a creeping feeling of dread begins
to grip your mind. You’re forgetting something…
something having to do with that sound… something very
important. '
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When You Purchase The Bottle!
- Wizard's Hat Acid- Etched Into Its Side
- Is Sold With NO Liquid Inside of Bottle.
- Will Not Make you Smarter, but Buying it is Pretty
Smart
- Includes a Numbered Collector's Story Card
- Comes With A Hand-Made, Wax Sealed, Envelope.
- Quantities Limited
WIZARD'S ELIXIR OF INTELLIGENCE - 4oz.
Intelligence - $9.99
Fantasy Bottles Series
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"After I boughts one
of these here
'Wizard's Elixir of
Intelligence'. I
remembered where
I put my Turnip!
Uh, thanks!"
-Billy, Turnip Farmer
of these here
'Wizard's Elixir of
Intelligence'. I
remembered where
I put my Turnip!
Uh, thanks!"
-Billy, Turnip Farmer