Gather round as I tell you a fateful tale,
Of love gone bad… quite doomed to fail.
Sam was poor, not a dime he possessed,
Charlotte was rich – and to her he confessed!
“Charlotte, my dear, oh please, please be mine!”
“It shall never be. Now, leave me you swine!”
Dejected and sad, Sam wandered away
To the banks of a lake, where the wee-folk do play.
All day and all night he sat and he planned,
Treacherous ways to win Charlotte’s fair hand...
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Of love gone bad… quite doomed to fail.
Sam was poor, not a dime he possessed,
Charlotte was rich – and to her he confessed!
“Charlotte, my dear, oh please, please be mine!”
“It shall never be. Now, leave me you swine!”
Dejected and sad, Sam wandered away
To the banks of a lake, where the wee-folk do play.
All day and all night he sat and he planned,
Treacherous ways to win Charlotte’s fair hand...
Get The Rest of This Gruesome Poem
When You Purchase the Lethal Love Potion!
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